Ok so I am not sure if I have had a rant about this before but..... The school cafeteria has some bizarre plan to torture teachers on Fridays. Christmas is in the air and the kids are already bonkers. Then at school today they had Poptarts and juice for breakfast. Great I thought SUGAR. I walk them into lunch and they are eating pancakes and syrup for lunch, more SUGAR. You might as well hook them up to an IV of the stuff. You can literally feel the sugar oozing out of them as they walk down the hall and back to class. Then are like a hive of activity while you are trying to "teach". It feels like you can hear the buzz of the cells breaking open the sugar molecule and releasing energy. Then the sugar high ends and they all complain, "My head hurts." "My stomach hurts." "I don't feel good."
My other observation for the week is beware of what you tell and show your kids. We were discussing families so they could write who they loved. One little boy said there was only he and his mom in the family. We kept asking and asking who else did he live with. Finally he says, "My friend Sarah lives with us." "No honey" says the teacher "who sleeps at your house?" "Sarah sleeps in the bed with Mommy and me," he says. "Sarah is my mommies friend and now she is mine and before Sarah there was Jane." *Names have been changed:).
Then two days ago a student came in with a hurt head. He had a note from his mom saying if it still hurt him later in the day to call her. He finally complained enough that we took him to the nurse. We are always cautious of child abuse so I was asking him to tell me how he got hurt. This is the story I got. "I was running down the hall because I really need to go to the bathroom. Then my dad scared me and I fell into the wall." "Was Daddy playing when he scared you?" "No, I was running to go the the bathroom and I didn't know he was in there reading a book so I fell when I saw him."
My final Kindergarten thought is why must they tell me every hurt and wound. Here are a few that I heard this week.
"Mrs. Leppard I have paper stuck between my teeth." - she shoved it in there.
"Mrs. Leppard my head hurts."
"Mrs. Leppard I bit my tongue." - when comforted and told to chew more carefully replies "I couldn't help it the food was there and my tongue was chasing it and got caught by my teeth."
"Mrs. Leppard my teeth are tickling me."
"Mrs. Leppard my finger is bleeding" - she bites her fingernails all day long.
"Mrs Leppard my stomach hurts."
"Mrs. Leppard I feel like I am going to throw up." - when held over trash can says, "I don't want to throw up in there it smells like garbage!!"
"Mrs. Leppard my teeth are tickling me."
"Mrs. Leppard he stepped on my finger." - Why did they have their fingers on the floor when they should be in their seat?
"Mrs. Leppard my teeth are tickling me." -Yes really for the third time. What am I to do to stop the teeth tickling? And each time I am told of this compliant I am forced to look at the two teeth causing the tickling sensation.
"Mrs. Leppard I feel sick" - from the child who just ate two cookies and a bag of chips for lunch.
"Mrs. Leppard my head hurts." - I would think so you just walked into a pole because you weren't looking ahead of you like I told you to.
"Mrs. Leppard I don't want to be here"
"Mrs. Leppard my teeth are tickling me." - now said with a whine and a frustrated look at me.
"Mrs. Leppard I'm sleepy and want to go home." - me too honey me too!!