Ahhh what a mixed title but this is my life.
Clomid - I start Clomid tomorrow. It is the first fertility drug that I have gone on. I wasn't really thinking it would be a big deal until I got bored the other night and googled it. It is designed to rev up your ovaries and make you produce more eggs. Some women experience almost no side effects. Others list dizziness, pain, mood swings, massive pimple breakouts, and nausea. I will keep you posted on what I experience, as I am sure you are all dying to know:). A week from Friday I go in and have an ultra sound to see if I did produce more than one egg. I feel a bit like a chicken at this point but if it gets us closer to being parents I will cluck on.
Phonics - The students are now writing journals. They are encouraged to sound words out. This works really well for most of them. But the ones with the lisps end up with their own unique spelling:). You might need to click on this to see the words.

This translates to - "My Nina is great and she plays games with everybody. She wants to play she will play mash with me but will she will she will she play soccer with me she will do anything." With is wis - exactly like she says it. Anything is enedig - again exactly like she says it.
This little girl is writing her journal all about Dr. Suess.


This is one of our top students. I actually really like her spelling of words. If you can't guess what she is saying, I have included a translation.

"My soccer coach teach me how to keep the ball on the ground and how to keep the ball ready and how to get ready and how to keep the ball rolling." She ran out of room so rolling was put at the top.
A few other kindergarten tales for you. These seem to have a theme. The students forgot to do something the other day and I was joking with them that they weren't old so they weren't allowed to forget stuff. I said when they were old like me they could forget stuff. One little girl yells out, "You're not old you're skinny." I think a mom has been training this little one and the signals got mixed.
I referred to myself again as old today and another little girls says to me. "Mrs. Leppard you are not old. You are new." I like that. I am new.
Finally the teacher was telling the students that I was going on a trip soon. She said she wanted to get in my suitcase and come with me. They all said she couldn't fit and that she shouldn't do that. Finally one little boy says, "You could do that if you had a fat suitcase." The teacher, who is very skinny, asked if he was saying she was fat. "Oh no, but you would need a fat suitcase to hold all the air you need."
And of course tea-bag darling has one for you. She has not lost any teeth yet but the rest of the class has them falling out left and right. They come in with their money from the tooth fairy. She has watched all this for a month now. Finally this week she walks up to me and is attempting to wiggle a very solid tooth. She says, "Mrs. Leppard, my tooth if very loose. And when it falls out I am going to get 100 dollar cents."